A Wank in the Woods
Release Year: 2001
Cast: Jirka Kalvoda , Jan Dvorak (Pavel Novotny, Aka Jaroslav, Max Orloff, Maxim, Jirka Bartok, Karol Bartok , Carlo Festa, Stanislav Otava, Vladimir Gott, Jordi Cosimo, Zdenek Vesper, Boris Mateho, Gernot (Snake, Karol Gasman, Tomas Benda, Adam Cernak, Pisek, M
Genres: Group, Masturbation, Uniforms
Gorgeous Czech men are bussed deep into the forest for a Higgins photo shoot, a picnic, some macho frolicking and, as the title says, a wank in the woods. While there is technically no sexual contact either here or in three other mini-movies tacked on, the video has plenty of erotic moments. For starters, there is not a single also-ran on the bus. All are winners -- either muscle hunks or cutie pie boy toys. Longtime real life buddies Kalvoda and Dvorak and a few others are veterans of Higgins's Eastern European porn phase and fairly relaxed. Kalvoda and Dvorak initiate a muscle posing competition that dissolves into a frisky wrestling match and spraying spree around the charcoal grill. Most are more self conscious as they stand and sit, trying to act naturally in an unnatural situation, i.e., pretty boys who mostly don't know one another, brought together to get naked and spill their loads. Their discomfort shows in intriguing and sexy ways as they trade awkward banter while shedding clothes and stiffening up their considerable endowments. During one of several peeing scenes one buffed guy grabs his butt cheek and squeezes it, flashing an innocent and utterly charming smile. Kalvoda finishes his pee stream on Dvorak's leg. There must be something in the water over there that gives them all a cum-shooting potency. When they start to unload it's an awesome series of primal spurts. The wank session is followed by some near naked volleyball and a naked swim in the lake. Higgins narrates a rather tedious documentary on "The Making of..." the wank scene and how difficult the rainy weather made the session. He was able to record only a fraction of the useable footage he planned, but to the viewer it's not nearly as monumental a problem as he takes pains to describe, so this part is largely an unnecessarily technical reprise of what went before, and it comes off as a bit self-indulgent. The other two short subjects are more worthwhile. In "Picnic" four cute guys, including the sexy, rosy-cheeked, baby-faced pup Festa and tall, dark Otava in his only video appearance, have an outdoor meal, strip, ogle one another, get on hands and knees to show their butt holes and shoot copious loads. A closing hug is their only contact. Finally, studly model Maxim does an outdoor solo ending in a big cum shot.
Video: 640x480, DivX 5, 815kbps
File size: 654.5 MB